parents: you need to go out more
parents: you need to exercise more
parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents: why are you getting angry
allycakesxo:

relationship goals.

iknowgallifreyan:

I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot

tocifer:

john-egbertholdt:

DOES ANYONE THINK THAT OCTOBER HAS A CERTAIN SMELL AND YOU JUST CANT EXPLAIN IT BUT YOU JUST KNOW THE SCENT OF OCTOBER AND IT GETS SO STRONG ON HALLOWEEN

I PROBABLY SOUND INSANE BUT I CANT POSSIBLY BE THE ONLY ONE

eau de dead plant

spoopyramennoodles:

some legends are told 

some turn to

image

but you will remember me

remember me for

image

reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

palestineback:

"This is not a dollhouse, this is Gaza"

myreligioniskindness:

explosion2:

myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

lessdanthree:

going to the mall with my gangstahs like

We’re not a Team. We’re a  timebomb.

theappleppielifestyle:

fygirlcrush:

Men have written thousands of stories about how having a toxic relationship with their father has completely ruined their lives

but then make fun of girls for having “daddy issues”

ok.

 - via fygirlcrush